Funny story from my life: I went to a bookshop with a guy I liked when I was like 17 and he told me to buy Lolita and said it was good etc. then I spoke to him about Lolita 3 years later and he was like “I’ve never read it”

This isn’t a blog this is a ~stream of consciousness~

Being a hairdresser would be pretty gross tbh I wouldn’t want to touch strangers manky heads for a living ew other people ewww

princedoki:

other girls:

• normal functioning human organs
• normal digestive system

me:

• genital-less
• strange body proportions
• non functioning organs
• no digestive system
• eats humans
• several meters tall
• im a titan

the truth is: i was never cool enough for any of my exes. i’m sorry exes. i’m sorry for bringing you down.

Seriously, she’s the worst.

honestly have 0 problems with beyonce but I can’t help but laugh at this article

excuza-me go fuck yoursel-