Funny story from my life: I went to a bookshop with a guy I liked when I was like 17 and he told me to buy Lolita and said it was good etc. then I spoke to him about Lolita 3 years later and he was like “I’ve never read it”
This isn’t a blog this is a ~stream of consciousness~
Being a hairdresser would be pretty gross tbh I wouldn’t want to touch strangers manky heads for a living ew other people ewww
- normal functioning human organs
- normal digestive system
- strange body proportions
- non functioning organs
- no digestive system
- eats humans
- several meters tall
- im a titan
the truth is: i was never cool enough for any of my exes. i’m sorry exes. i’m sorry for bringing you down.
Seriously, she’s the worst.
honestly have 0 problems with beyonce but I can’t help but laugh at this article
excuza-me go fuck yoursel-